She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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