UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
someone owes me an orgasm
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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