This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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