HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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