Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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