To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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