I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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