Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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