woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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