Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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