yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
foreskin is a definite game changer
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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