Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
