I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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