please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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