no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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