Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I forgot wine drunk hurts
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
