there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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