The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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