Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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