Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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