Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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