If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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