loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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