He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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