Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Randomize
