just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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