I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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