We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
