Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He felt like a one man threesome
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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