Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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