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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
my liver is dry heaving
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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