I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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