I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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