i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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