is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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