honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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