if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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