nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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