Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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