Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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