He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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