What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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