Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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