so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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