I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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