I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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