It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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