it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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