what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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