The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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