what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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