Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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