she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Do plants get herpes?
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