i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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